"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”
haa bumped into this bit of my late comic blog in my files and thought I could post it here since i guess it’s relatable for many a tumblr-folk…? hopefully the translation’s not too ridiculous it was surprisingly difficult to translate finnish sentences into english even though they’re so simple ´-`
- Agent 001865 updates Facebook status to show “solidarity” with Emma Sulkowicz and other victims of rape and sexual assault, part of a counterintelligence op for promoting insidious ideas about violence against women—namely, that it is bad, must be the target of various laws and policies, and that those laws and policies must be enforced.
- Agent 030812, a CS major, reports completion of Project POSTER, an insidious attempt to organize a weekly gathering of women in male-dominated fields of study. Devices have been deployed to multiple campus bulletin boards.
- Agent 020194, a United States Senator, meets with so-called “strategists” (one of whom is a suspected non-shaver) to discuss insidious campaign to make women’s pay more equal, therefore making men’s pay less equal.
- Agent 078821 continues insidious construction of a neighborhood with ZERO (0) male Sims in it. While only 11 years old, Agent 078821 is quite dangerous, credited with a removal of gender-coded pink and blue construction paper from fifth grade classroom achievement boards. She is also reputed to receive science fiction materials featuring female protagonists from a local librarian, Agent 100762.
- Former sleeper cell member confirms defection to females, openly assumes status as Agent 030295 mere hours before insidiously tweeting support for women in video games.
- Agent 015663 instructs man on sidewalk not to whistle, and to never call her “mami” again, insidiously.
- Agent 034522 refuses date with internet man as part of insidious effort to avoid creeps.
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Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Dracula in front of the American flag.
Can someone make a fanart of Mako trying to choose between Korra and Asami then he gives the flower to Korra but Korra gives it to Asami?
you have mine